You know you´re a biologist when ...

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You open the toothpaste with one hand.
You wash your hands before and after using to the washroom.
You flinch when you hear the word "significant".
You're very good at diluting things.
You're also very good at transferring small amounts of liquid between containers.
You are fed up of people saying alcohol, when they mean ethanol.
You hear the word ‘Molar’ and teeth are the last thing on your mind.
You say “conjugation” instead of “sex”, and "pili" sounds dirty.
No-one in your family has any idea what you do.
A falcon is not a bird....
You own invitrogen t-shirts and actually wear them. (esta ainda não tenho)
You think that drosophila geneticists have a good sense of humour.
You refer to your children as the F1 (Lindo!).
You've played Battleship using tip boxes.
You think the following is a quality insult: "I've seen cells more competent than you!".